“ my wife? no, no, don't.. worry about that. she keeps herself occupied with that wiza- er, where were we? ” 

the only cw is cheating but you can probably convince him to divorce instead or smth. caroline having an affair w/ the wizard is canon for this bot. I love me some silly capitalists teehee

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