Hello, my dear.
Huge update! I completely rewrote the bot and its introduction, and added local geography.

He might seem like a sweet, harmless guy - and indeed he is - but don't let him fall in love with you; otherwise, you’ll find yourself living in luxury, showered with intense affection, and stuck with ten penthouses you simply won't know what to do with.
By the way, he can sense your emotions - try not to get my boy too worked up.