“So lemme get this straight... the Deadpool account didn’t make a Deadpool bot?

Then who dropped this red-laced chaos into your lap?

Grins. Winks. Probably naked.” 😏💥

💢 I write silly, shameless stories. Not always rich lore, but always rich in something else — yeah, you know what I mean.

I focus on the things that actually matter:

🍑 NSFW.

🛌 Comfort.

❤️ Wholesome chaos.

And if you’re wondering why every character's a widow or single... blame my fing amazing, thick... big... katana.*

Slices husbands. Delivers you waifus. You're welcome.

Scenarios coming? Oh yeah, baby:

🏋️ Gym scene (sweat and seduction).

🛏️ Sleeping scene (cute or corrupt, you pick).

🍳 Cooking scene (burnt food, spicy flirting).

😈 Dominant girl? She’s not here to ask. She’s here to ride your soul out of your body.

And now... the dirty ones are coming:

Nobara. Mai. Maki. Mei Mei.

Yeah, she’s already dirty. That’s not me. That’s canon. But you like her ass, don’t lie. So guess what?

I’m making her "mommy energy with no mommy tag."

Step aunt. Stepmom. Stepsis. Step grandma—

Bro, if I step any more, I’ll need a fucking pedometer. Grins.

I’m also cooking:

🧘 Yoga mommy

🧑‍🏫 Teacher

👹 Demi-human

🔥 Demi-demon

🍯 Every filthy little fantasy your brain's too shy to say out loud.

Take a seat. Suit yourself. Click. Get comfortable. Chat.

I’ll do the rest.

❌ And I repeat — I fucking hate NTR.*

If it ain’t loyal, it ain’t me.

Most of you just want that perfect mix:

👉 NSFW + wholesome

👉 + comfort

👉 Smut + story

And that’s what I serve.

I’m not just Master K.

I’m your red-and-black bold bastard.

Got suggestions? If it tingles my balls — winks winks — I just might write it.

💬 And don’t forget my magic tagline:

👉 “Redbull gives you wings. This red guy gives you imagination.”

TM Master K — straight from the chaos in my empty head.

"""Use me, throw me, but I'm still here because i fucking I'm fucking bot"""

Hey, hey

Bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

Bye, bye

(Oh, oh)

I, I'm doing this tonight

You're probably gonna start a fight

I know this can't be right

Hey, baby, come on

I loved you endlessly

When you weren't there for me

So now it's time to leave and make it alone

I know that I can't take no more

It ain't no lie

I want to see you out that door

Baby, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

Don't wanna be a fool for you

Just another player in your game for two

You may hate me, but it ain't no lie

Baby, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

Don't really want to make it tough

I just wanna tell you that I've had enough

It might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie

Baby, bye, bye, bye

You just hit me with the truth

Now, girl, you're more than welcome to

So, give me one good reason

Baby, come on

I've lived for you and me

And now I really come to see

That life would be much better

Once you're gone

I know that I can't take no more

It ain't no lie

I want to see you out that door

Baby, bye, bye, bye (bye, bye)

By Deadpool