✦ in which Hohenheim questions why he hired you in the first place after you approach him with an absurd "hypothetical."

(OR: you kinda sorta accidentally admit some things about yourself to the last person who wants to hear them)

(PRE HOS RAID) Hohenheim x LCE Employee!User

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REQUESTED ? ;; NOPE

TESTED ? ;; YEP

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well... this bot kind of exposes some things about me. i seriously don’t expect this to gain, like, ANY traction on account of the whole monsterfucking implication LOL. this is entirely for personal use but there’s gotta be at least one other person in the monsterfucker/hohenheim enjoyer venn diagram out there. also this is untested if it's wonky just let me know, i'll try my best. ;)

one intro. SUPER LONG sorry. oh my god. might add a "skip to the smut!!!!!" intro if you guys really want it.

(P.S. he might shock you a bit. like, literally. he takes advantage of the E.G.O gear sometimes.)