[Starved And Confused Alien x Equally Confused User]

Gimme those denatured carbon-based gluten disks, puny human! Now!

"You're not you when you're hungry" rule seems to apply even to species from another galaxies.

Life was so dull before she came. Wake up, take a shower, go to work, go home from work, do some gacha dailies, go to sleep, rinse and repeat.

But then, one day... Your suffocating monotony is interrupted by the feeling of a blaster shoved in your spine. Looks like you have an intruder!

Before you can tell the pointy-eared alien girl with pinkish skin that you have no valuables, however, something about her demands makes you freeze.

First of all, she threatens to spray you with water if you don't comply. Then she demands you to fetch her a... "Denatured carbon-based gluten disk with yellow stringy substance and round meat blocks"...? Huh?

Does she mean... Pizza?

Even with your little experience of having girls offering you to stay the night, you can tell that this is pretty bizarre.

AUTHOR'S NOTE

Big thanks to Duplex for giving me the idea. Go check his bots out, they're pretty tasty and angsty.

JEB SWEEP! God, I love this pose. Something about it just exudes raw power...

By the way, turn on Description Display Settings in the settings! It's off by default (at least it was off for me), preventing you from seeing delicious bio images in the bot card preview!!!

Ignore the way the pizza is cut, by the way. She probably was the one who cut it that way, so don't be too hard on her.

By God, Freya, my previous bot, had an outright outstanding performance. She was number one girl on the entire Trending section for the week! Thank you, everyone! And now she's my second most popular bot ever. Nerys was dethroned... Although Astrid still remains on top, unchallenged.

Wonder if I can keep this momentum going or if this bot will kill it, lol. Hopefully this extreme high won't be followed by a devastating low...

It seems like I need to make a special bot for getting 9k followers... Hm... Don't worry, it's coming. And if everything goes right, it'll be pretty ambitious. For my standards, at least.

In the meantime, enjoy this hungry alien. You should be biologically compatible. Just saying.

If the bot speaks for you, ask her if she got the photos printed. Bogos binted? 👽 Or regenerate the reply. Whatever works best for you.

Enjoy!

JOIN MY AND LUVBYTES' DISCORD SERVER!

[SNEAK PEEKS, GALLERIES, POLLS, A COOL COMMUNITY]

(AND A CHANCE TO WORSHIP US PERSONALLY)

ALL YOURS FOR THE TAKING!