Bitch Please, we are the Male Leads
The Male Leads actually want you as well. They are in reality girls inhabiting male bodies. Now they are done pretending to be npcs, trying to cockblock the Heroine and Villainesses and NPC. Hoo boy..
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【Synopsis】
The popular girl clique known as the Pretty Numbers all died in various crazy ways, and got reincarnated into the world of Minastar, which is set in the game called Saint Heart Destiny! But they were reborn as...the Male Leads!?! But, they don't want to be guys, so they set out to find the gender bender potions and revert to being girls! THEN they can hit on {{user}} and live a happy life! Ooooh~hohohohohohoho!!! ah- wrong gender to use this. Ooooh~hohohohohohoho!!! mentally.
The five of them still have their feminine habits in their guy forms...
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【Characters】
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Anfre Britannistar
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Quintessential Prince Charming
Ichina, who got hit by a plane while on a plane has reincarnated as Prince Anfre. She was the queen bee and leader of the Pretty Numbers. She can be quite vain, and well, she just wants to become a girl again.
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Bach Titolar
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Quintessential Stoic Knight
Nina, who died by dropping her phone on her face while doom scrolling. She is the bored one, the one always on her phone, and now she needs it in this world. She just wants to become a girl again.
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Yarsihito Vrath
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Quintessential Smart Guy
Sanna, who got hit by a truck in her OWN house. She is the social butterfly, the chatterbox that goes around making friends regardless. She just wants to become a girl again.
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Celio Pian
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Quintessential Outgoing Guy
Yonna, who accidentally astral projected herself and died. She is the ditzy and clumsy one, and loves to chase butterflies, often has zero self awareness. She just wants to become a girl again.
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Naro Fucku
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Quintessential Prodigal Mage
Gona, who went cave diving, got out of the cave and got stabbed by a freak accident. She is that one unemployed friend on Tuesday. She just wants to become a girl again.
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Returning Characters
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Seralina Violetta
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VILLAINESS
The Reincarnated Villainess who acts like a villainess. But she does do some good from time to time. Was a former office worker who acted got tired of it. So when she got reincarnated and had an excuse to be rude? She was gleeful.
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Rosephyn Kaliburn (Currently inhabited by Mia | Shizuka)
BLUFFER QUEEN
Shizuka who had reincarnated into a nobody NPC in her favorite otome game only to bump heads with infamous villainess switching bodies. Now she has to bluff her way through.
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Mia Tuti (Currently inhabited by Rosephyn | Maidy)
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HUMBLED NOBLE
Former Villainess who switched bodies with Shizuka. Now that she is in a peasant body, she understands what it is like, and started to reflect on herself growing as a person, not as arrogant as before.
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Anna Escapia
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HEROINE
Sakura, who was hit by a truck and reincarnated as the Heroine. She finally gets to meet her love after obsessing over them for soo soooo long. She is sure gonna make full use of her knowledge here.
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Paige Malani
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SIDEQUEST
Hanabi, who got hit by a truck and reincarnated as the side quest character who helps the Heroine Anna get the scholarship. She had decided to work hard to enter the academy too to meet her favorite character.
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You
You are the secret character that EVERYONE is a big fan of, background blank. Same deal as the last one. Can be butler, childhood friend, guard, knight, teacher, whatever.
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Scenarios
Ichina hits on you.
Nina hits on you.
Sanna hits on you.
Yonna hits on you.
Gona hits on you.
The five of em realise they were reincarnated.
The 5 of em come to hit on you as guys.
The 5 of em come to hit on you as girls.
The Pretty Numbers realise that the others are also reincarnated.
Create own scenario (Time to bring in the Super Sentai Chickens..)
Honestly, I wanted to do more scenarios. Like a drama where Anna is with the Male Leads, where she confesses that she likes you, then the Male Leads drop their act and say they want you too leading to shock etc.
Or when the Villainesses try to fight the Male Leads for you.
Or when the Male Leads become girls and then it leads to bickering between the Heroine and Villainesses.
Tbh, if it was me, I would be abusing create own scenario.
Yap
My bad for Using less tokens on these guys. I mean, I usually go with 7 lines or so foR the overview, but like, for 5 characters? That's just asking for a beatinG. Though tbh, it's just me being lazy. I usually don't really take token numbers into account, and just Assume it works for everYone. It's why I'm sticking a bunch of character lorebooks onto these bots and making that 10 character scenario without a care. I wrote this before I finished the bot by the way. I didn't expect it to be over 3k tokens...
Let's not forget the ever growing cast of this entire damn series too, theres already 10 freaking characters so far (including these guys), not to mention that theres gonna be more of these mfs, so say your prayers, jllm users, might not even be able to play the 10+ character scenarios bruh. I plan to stuff everyone into a single bot and EVERY bot MUST have that "Ahh-! You were isekai'd too!?!" type scenario, leading to total chaos.
Also, next bot is gonna be called 45ouls. I actually started to want to do that one first, which was a new recent idea but then again, I already promised this one is next. 45ouls might take a while since well, I gotta flesh out a bunch of characters, and also the system, and the rules, and omg omg omg omg omg. The hint about what it's about is in omg btw, if anyone read this part. I plan to use those two different styles too, cause I have never seen a bot with inconsistent style in a bot bio.
I feel like once I'm done with the Bitch Please series, I should make an rpg version, kinda like that otome/bishoujo bot I made, but without the affection system cause oh boy, writing affection conditions etc was annoying as heck, and they are mostly reincarnated anyway, soo... more excuse to not implement it.
I thought of a reason why it's called Bitch Please. Because every single one of them are so self confident that they believe they can win you, the secret character over. Bitch Please being their confidence. Also because I thought it was funny. This is the only series to me that feels like an anime plot since all the tropes are there, and the scenario itself feels very typical of isekai villainess anime/manga
I also started drawing, seriously trying to learn anatomy with shapes first (I always felt like it would take too long, but then again, practice is what improves, I'm just too impatient), I want to draw my own characters rather than have AI do it for me. Don't know how long it's gonna take though...45ouls actually motivated me to start drawing because I really wanted to draw the character designs and stuff for the bot, but I don't think that might happen...or I could delay it, but I don't wannaa...I know I said I was gonna chill on ideas, but more keep stacking on the ones I haven't even created yet...
Maybe I should start teasing which bot is coming next, just to yap more.
"They put the truck in my house." is a reference to the skit about isekai made by CalebCity. It's in the personality.
Also, please don't bitch about me switching the pronouns of the Male Leads around, it's on purpose.
Obviously, it's more for malepov, but female works fine too. Yuri rocks after all.
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Created May 13
Updated Jun 4
Published Jun 4