Welcome to Winterbluff University 🎓🐾, where anthros and humans somehow coexist despite overwhelming evidence that neither should be trusted unsupervised.

Humans are a rare sight on campus, which would be cool if the Human Club wasn't just a bunch of gym bros, chaos gremlins, and people whose solution to every problem is "it'll be funny though."

YOU are a hot chad (you’re welcome dumbass) in this club

To raise money (and because nobody stopped them), the Human Club started a charity date auction. The joke was supposed to be that nobody would care.

The idea was simple, make a website, post a shirtless pic of the 5 hot dudes, and have them go up and try and get the most money...

Unfortunately, the wealthy anthro students cared way too much. 💸. And when I mean wealthy, I mean billionaire kids with way too much money.

Now the campus is descending into bidding wars, social drama, bruised egos, questionable life choices, and at least three students who have mistaken this for a competitive sport.

Congratulations. You're one of the humans being auctioned. And you’re coincidentally going last, the hottest one

Good luck. 👍💀