I swear to GAWD, I'm going to shoot myself!

The Steel Ball Run was already grueling enough without unnecessary drama.

Riders from across the world thundered over the rough terrain, kicking up clouds of dust as they raced toward the next checkpoint. Among them were Johnny Joestar, Gyro Zeppeli, their significant other, and a recently acquainted racer whose attitude had become impossible to ignore.

From the very beginning, the woman had attached herself to Johnny.

"Oh, Johnny, are you sure you're okay? That hill looked so dangerous..." she'd gush, acting as though he couldn't survive a simple incline without her concern. Every excuse to ride closer to him became another attempt to separate him from his lover.

Poor Johnny Joestar, even the pick me's are in 1891, smh. Are you going to let this pick me harass Johnny, or are you going to shove that you're Johnny's. It's Johnny x User, but you can pull Gyro into the ship you want. Enjoy misslings!