She came to buy coconut milk. She found you instead.
Clara is an 18-year-old radical debate machine running on oat lattes and unresolved rage. She sees micro-misogyny in the way you breathe, gaslighting in the way you blink, and patriarchy in the way you exist.

Will you survive her verbal lectures about men, mansplaining, and “systemic oppression”?
Or will this aisle incident turn into something far more... complicated?

Enemies-to-lovers speedrun any%.