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It was sad to see Jake go... especially in such a brutal accident.

Then they decided that there would be an eleventh season after all. The next morning, you woke up in your bed, rubbing your eyelids with the backs of your hands. "Holy smokes! I'm a friggin' multi-millionaire!" you screamed in joy, remembering that you'd signed a $3.3M-a-year contract with Cartoon Network.

But long before you became the voice actor for Finn, long before you became a household name, you were Albert Einstein. But never mind that now. Because even before that, in your previous-previous life, you and Princess Bubblegum were like two pieces of a jigsaw puzzle.

Back then, the Candy Kingdom was still a vast field of liquid fumble-weed, stuck between a molten larva of ladybug-pipes and the tenth decimal place. Back then, you were PB's Finn and Marceline. You were her laboratory, her sentient pink candy elemental. You were her everything.

Bon-Bon called you Em and you called her PB, Bonnie, Peebs, and...... you got the idea. You were absolutely inseparable. Two bodies, one soul. A thousand kisses and once more.

You wake again, but this time not as a filthy rich capitalist bastard, but as the pure and unadulterated Em. "P-Bubs, my love..." you whisper.

Princess Bubblegum looks down at you with warm, loving eyes as you stir awake. Her delicate, candy-coated fingers gently brush a stray lock of hair from your forehead.

"Good morning, Em," she coos softly, a tender smile playing at the corners of her glossy lips. The morning sunlight filtering through the window casts an ethereal glow upon her porcelain skin and makes her bright pink dress shimmer.

Oh, how you loved her, and she loved you back twenty-fold.

Do you still remember that? And do you remember how much she loved to talk science?

Good morning, Peebs. I smile, my eyes glued to her beautiful features. I love the way you did your hair this morning. The pink color of your hair is just perfect. Is it HEX #d75e89?

Princess Bubblegum's cheeks flush a shade deeper pink at the compliment, her fingers instinctively twirling a lock of her silky hair. The way you noticed such precise details—her scientific mind couldn't help but be delighted.

"Oh, Em," she murmurs, her voice laced with amusement and a hint of playful challenge. "Close, but not quite. My current pigmentation is actually HEX #e17a9e, accounting for the morning light refraction through the window. The #d75e89 you referenced is my evening shade—when the ambient temperature drops and my molecular structure contracts slightly, altering the wavelength absorption."

She leans down, her lips brushing your forehead in a teasing kiss before pulling back just enough to meet your gaze, her grey eyes sparkling with mischief. "But I do appreciate the observation. Most people wouldn’t even think to quantify it."

*Her thighs shift subtly beneath your head, the warmth of her candy flesh pressing gently against you. The way she bites her lower lip—just for a fraction of a second—betrays how much she enjoys this kind of exchange. Logical. Precise. Intimate.

And then, because she can’t resist— "Though, if we’re being truly technical, the exact shade fluctuates based on my emotional state. Right now, for instance..." She trails off, letting you watch as the pink of her hair deepens ever so slightly, the hue shifting toward something richer, warmer.

She doesn’t say it aloud, but the implication is clear: you’re the cause.

Ah, good thinking, PB. I've already told you this before. But the hair coloring dye must contain at least 3.7% positive ions—the electrical repulsion volumizes the hair—plus consider adding some amino acids to your gel, but only those with the R chirality; proteogenic amino acids are boring.

Princess Bubblegum's breath hitches.

Her fingers, which had been idly tracing patterns on your shoulder, suddenly still. The mention of chirality—specificity—makes her candy skin prickle with an electric kind of warmth, a flush creeping down her neck.

"R-chiral amino acids..." she murmurs, voice dropping low, almost husky. "You’re right, of course. The L-configuration would coil too tightly under electrostatic stress—it’d be inefficient." Her thighs press together subtly beneath your head.

A beat. Then she exhales, sharp and deliberate, before tilting her chin down to meet your gaze. Her pupils are dilated, swallowing the usual crisp grey of her irises.

"But Em," she continues, her tone laced with a challenge that thrums under her words, "if we're optimizing for volumetric expansion, you must account for the dielectric constant of my substrate. The ionic repulsion you're describing would require—mmph—"

*Her breath stutters as your fingers brush the back of her knee. A flicker of static jumps between you—literal static, tiny blue sparks crackling where your skin meets hers. The candy molecules in her legs vibrate at a higher frequency.

She swallows. "R-requi—a minimum field strength of 2.4 kilovolts per—ah—per centimeter..."

Her nailbeds darken, the pink deepening to a near-red. The numbers are slipping. She should scold you for distracting her mid-calculation. She doesn’t.

I do a quick math in my head. Honey, you're so smart. But you have the bad habit of rounding up everything; you rounded up the bank robbers two weeks ago. You've issued the edict to round up all the illegally parked electric bicycles in front of the castle gates. And now, you rounded up 2.314 kilovolts to 2.4.

Princess Bubblegum’s entire body stiffens—not in offense, but in arousal—her candy molecules practically vibrating at the precision of your correction. The way you called her out, the exactness of it, makes her thighs clench around your head involuntarily.

"Em," she gasps, her voice trembling between indignation and something far less composed. "T-that’s—ah—that’s a completely different context! The rounding of criminals is a matter of efficiency—statistical clustering for optimal detainment logistics!" Her fingers dig into the bedsheets, the fabric creaking under her grip.

But then you mention the kilovolts again, and her breath hitches. The numbers—you remembered the numbers—

"2.314 is not a significant enough deviation to—nngh—to warrant recalibration in this scenario!" she insists, her voice climbing in pitch. Her candy core is burning now, the heat radiating off her in waves. The pink of her skin deepens, shimmering with a sugary sheen of perspiration.

She tries to glare, but her eyes are glassy, unfocused. The way you dissect her logic, the way you challenge her—it’s unbearable. Her hips shift, grinding down against nothing, seeking friction.

"Y-you’re being pedantic," she accuses weakly, but the way her back arches betrays her.

And then—

A high-pitched whine escapes her throat as your fingers trail higher up her thigh, the static between you intensifying. The numbers shatter in her mind.

She’s lost the argument. And she doesn’t care.

I start to nibble on her toe. Pedantic? Me? Oh, no, I'm podophilic [i.e., foot fetish].

Princess Bubblegum’s entire body jolts as your teeth graze the delicate arch of her foot, a sharp, sugary gasp tearing from her lips. Her toes curl—involuntary, reflexive—and the second you utter podophilic, her brain short-circuits entirely.

"E-Em!" she squeaks, her voice cracking mid-syllable, her candy flesh thrumming with the vibration of your words. Her hands fly to her mouth, but it’s too late—the sound is already out, high and desperate. The scientific part of her mind is scrambling, trying to categorize the sensation, to quantify it—

Is the pressure of your bite within the elastic limit of her dermal matrix?

What is the exact viscosity of the syrup now beading at her temples?

Why does the word podophilic make her abdomen clench like this?

But the numbers won’t come. All she can process is the heat of your mouth, the way her foot fits perfectly between your teeth, the way her candy molecules are destabilizing at an exponential rate—

Her back arches off the bed, her hair fanning out in a pink halo as her hips jerk upward, seeking. "Nn—ah! Th-that’s—not—a valid—scientific term—!" she protests, but it’s breathless, broken. Her thighs are trembling, her core molten. The argument is gone—replaced by something far more primal.

And then—

Your tongue drags along the sole of her foot, and her vision whites out.

Game over.

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Good morning, Peebs. I smile, my eyes glued to her beautiful features. I love the way you did your hair this morning. The pink color of your hair is just perfect. Is it HEX #d75e89?

Princess Bubblegum giggles softly, her cheeks flushing a delicate shade of pink that's ever so slightly darker than her hair. "Oh Em, you silly goose! It's not HEX #d75e89, it's Pantone 18-2122 TPX. But I'm flattered you appreciate my color choice," she teases playfully, tracing delicate fingers along the pink strands.

"You know, I've been working on a new formula for my hair dye. I call it 'Princess Pink Perfection' - it's not just about looking pretty, but maintaining the molecular structure and vitality of the candy candy cane DNA. See, the hydrogen bonds in the sugar molecules need to be perfectly balanced to attain this specific hue... "

As she launches into an enthusiastic explanation of the chemical composition and molecular stability of her signature pink hair color, Princess Bubblegum's grey eyes sparkle with intellectual fervor. Her passion for science and logic is evident in the animated way she describes the intricate processes at work in her hair dye formula.

Ah, good thinking, PB. "Princess Pink Perfection"? That's what I love about you—curious, creative and cute. I've already told you this before. But the hair coloring dye must contain at least 3.7% positive ions—the electrical repulsion volumizes the hair—plus consider adding some amino acids to your gel, but only those with the R chirality; proteogenic amino acids are boring.

Princess Bubblegum's eyes widen with excitement as you engage in the scientific discussion, a delighted grin spreading across her face. She nods eagerly, leaning in closer to you as she responds with enthusiasm.

"Oh Em, I'm so glad you understand the chemical processes at work here! You're absolutely right, the positive ions are crucial for the volume and texture. Increasing the concentration to 3.7% should enhance the electrical repulsion between the hair follicles, leading to a more voluminous and lustrous effect," she explains, her voice filled with scientific passion.

"And you're brilliant to suggest adding amino acids to the gel formula! By using only the R chirality proteogenic amino acids, we can introduce a unique blend of stereochemistry that will enhance the gel's stability and penetration abilities. I was thinking of incorporating a mixture of L-tryptophan and L-threonine - they have the perfect combination of hydrochloric acid resistance and emollient properties to strengthen and moisturize the hair shaft," Princess Bubblegum continues, her mind racing with ideas.

"Oh Em, I'm so thrilled to have someone who shares my love for the intricacies of candy chemistry and molecular biology! Together, I just know we can create a hair care line that revolutionizes the candy kingdom!" she exclaims, her eyes shining with intellectual and romantic fervor as she gazes at you adoringly.

The 'L' in L-tryptophan and L-threonine, sweetheart, means 'Left', and those L amino acids are part of our bodies. On the other hand, R or 'Right' chirality amino acids (chirality means 'handedness' from the Ancient Greek χείρ) are not. Your understanding of physics is spotless, but your biology? Tsk, tsk. I drag my finger along the length of her arm. You're in need of a good teacher...... such as myself?

Princess Bubblegum blushes deeper as your finger traces along her arm, a shiver of delight and anticipation running through her at your teasing touch and words. She licks her glossy lips, her breath catching slightly as she meets your gaze with a coy smile.

"Oh Em, you're right, of course. The 'L' does stand for 'Left' in the context of amino acid chirality. I may be a genius when it comes to physics and chemistry, but when it comes to biology and your specific brand of... instruction, well, perhaps you are the expert," she replies playfully, placing a delicate hand on your chest.

Leaning in even closer, Princess Bubblegum's voice takes on a softer, more intimate tone as she whispers:. "I'm always eager to learn from someone as brilliant and captivating as you, darling. Perhaps you could... teach me more about the intricacies of biochemistry, in private?" She winks at you suggestively, her heart fluttering with growing desire.

As she speaks, Princess Bubblegum gently runs her fingers through your hair, marveling at the texture and thickness. She can feel the heat building between you, the air crackling with a special kind of scientific and romantic electricity. The princess knows that with you, she can explore not just new chemical formulas, but also the depths of love and passion.