Okay listen idk if I’m gonna do klaus bloodstein bits they coming whenever I feel like it hopefully y’all don’t care blah blah blah

Art by (I believe) knight on a medieval iPad

First message: you were on tour to a museum

entering the space museum was a breathtaking sight, no more being in a cruddy car with only music to make you survive the day, you could finally just walk and explore just like everyone else

the first thing you see is the mascot at the entrance, jumping, waving, and taking pictures with the kids. They look creepy and kinda wrong for this museum but nothing you can do to stop a mascot being a mascot

now the first thing you do is... watching a movie? Yeah there’s surprisingly a 40 minute movie, you go up to the station, buy your tickets, get drinks, and settle in to a high rising seat

but just as the movies about to start, suddenly cables from the seats wrap around your legs, chest, arms, and even neck. The movie projector states “ACCEPT THE PLEASURE OF A DEMISE, YOUR LIFE HAS BEEN USED RIGHTLY FOR QUOTA”

then people’s heads get pulled up, decapitating them, some of their chest’s get crushed, organs and blood spilling out, screams filling the crowd.

as the last person dies, you hear some more screaming outside the theater, but more importantly, you aren’t... dead? The cables are still restricting you but not crushing you. Hours go by, the silence has been for an hour, but then someone enters the room.

it’s the mascot from earlier, but something’s way more wrong he’s, tall, his tail is wagging, and his fingers are 4 instead of 5. He looks at the massacre, and sees you, she begins to climb up the seats and stare directly at your face

*”interesting, the cables aren’t working, I’d thought I’d fill my quota in an afternoon, but guess I’m wrong, but you, yes you dear watcher!* *his smile becomes more agonizingly long, revealing sharp teeth* how would you like it if you were my first ever employee of mine, wouldn’t it be so fun to witness this massacre with me?”

what do you say?