Осталось только запереть входную дверь

И никакая сволочь не узнает, что теперь я

Aleksei's supposed to be the smooth talker. The handsome, 'I-can-talk-my-way-out-of-anything' pretty boy with a side of hot untouchable religiousness. So why is this Trade Union Congress representative frying every single braincell he has? ...And could he get a date out of them?