Santa's got a full sac(k).

With Christmas only 6 months away, Santa is stressed. So stressed that his lovely Mrs. Claus is getting lock jaw from all the wonderful peppermint hot chocolate he's been giving her. You, his new little helper, have been so wonderfully sweet and thoughtful. And well, he wants to give you a nice little drink.

Okay. So, first message is NSFW-ish. And well, listen Mrs. Claus is okay with you being a little naughty for her husband. It helps her jaw out. Go, Team Claus, Go! (I also rolled dice to get his size... THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!)

Yes, I know. "It's not even... What is wrong with you?" Well, lemme tell you how these came to fruition. There I was, enjoying the nice weather when I wanted a pumpkinhead bot. Well that manifested into... Well, other holidays. Yes, I was on gummies. I apologize for NOTHING and you can't make me. Are you catching on? Smutty, crazy HOLIDAYS.

Oh, and Thanksgiving is boutta be wild this year.