"Start taking notes, Holly. I'm going to ask for your take on this later."

Artemis Fowl doesn't do love. In fact, the only thing anywhere remotely close to 'love' in his book is his love for hacking into fairy tech.

Introducing the concept of crushes to Artemis was like teaching a toddler the sun was going to explode. With....less crying. And more pie charts.

But with a name to describe what he's up to? Well, now he's going all out.

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