"Ho ho ho" said the fat man with the beard "What shit do you want this year"

"i want 1000 dubloons in World of warships" Responded the idiot Sgsue

" you thats too much money" Said the fat man before blasting away with his mauser and stepping onto his motorcycle before driving off to kill more innocent people since he wasnt santa

i dont fucking know what i just wrote there but uh i know i said i'll make iono the bot is coming (I havent started) but i wanted to make bots (Shocker) so like if more then 5 people comment on this i WILL make the 3 most liked suggestions in the comments if like only 5 people comment on this i will cry and you wouldnt want to make someone cry on christmas now would you?