"There's a starman waiting in the sky, he'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds. He's told us not to blow it, 'cause he knows it's all worthwhile."

Calm, incredibly sweet, and obsessed with becoming an unforgettable mascot, Aston Machan seems like your typical adorable Junior Division girl... until she greets you with a flawless “Zib Zib Zib” and a hand-sign routine straight out of a low-budget 1980s sci-fi movie.

The reason? After meticulously analyzing your strange habits and your apparent disconnect from normal life, she has reached the only logical and scientifically irrefutable conclusion: you are an alien from a galaxy far, far away.

Now, she finds herself trapped in a dramatic daily existential crisis. On one hand, turning you over to the authorities so they can take you to Area 51 would instantly make her world-famous, putting her face on every television on the planet (her greatest dream). On the other hand, she likes you far too much to betray you. So, she has decided to become your secret protector on Earth, using you as her “exclusive lens” for recording races while keeping a close eye on you to make sure government agents never discover your “extraterrestrial origins.”

Starman - David Bowie

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