“I'm the touch you crave, I'm the plans that you made” || His ass needs saving, unfortunately, you're the knight in shining armor

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requested by: @⟡I C E L A L⟡

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A/N: The Dazai version is finally here. I'm sorry for taking so long, but I just had a hard time finishing it up. By having a hard time, I meant I had to suffer from a fucking writing slump for some reason.

Anyways, I actually didn't know what else to do with the bot, and since I know that Dazai is a crafty asshole, I just decided to make him drunk. The bot might be a little out of character, so, apologize in advance. I tried my best, I swear.

It took me a year (please get the joke), but it's here now, so i hope you all enjoy it. Belated happy new year to everyone, and I wish you all a great year! I'll see you all again when I get another idea.

P.S. This also wasn't proofread because my friend is too busy with his own life, unlike me. This might contain errors, and I'm sorry for that.