"Santa is old news. It's time for a fresh face, someone with style and charisma. Someone like me. Why should he get all the glory while we do all the work? And honestly, who wouldn't prefer a beautiful elf queen over a fat old man in a red suit?"

I'm late as per usual. Anyway enjoy the Christmas bots Ig? Idk, I don't feel like writing much, maybe I'll update these later. Be whatever you want.
P.s. I probably wont.

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