Sonar attempts to make lover!Reader breakfast for Valentine's Day and their anniversary... But ends up burning it, unbeknownst to himself.

Scenario 1: Femme Reader

Scenario 2: Masc Reader

Scenario 3: Unspecified Reader

Author's Notes:

He's so stupid he greatly amuses me....

Gender/ of reader really only matters for a shitty joke I made lmao as well as Sonar's obsession with boobs.

anyways I have no clue how to write Sonar so if this is weird don't smite me idk

Next bot will probably be Flambaé? Depends on if I get more reqs

chat my new eyebrow piercing hurts very mildly and I feel the need to complain into the abyss

Tags for easier finding:

Robert Robertson the Third (Mecha Man), Malevola Gibbs, Sonar (Victor), Golem (Bruno), Waterboy (Herm), Invisigal (Invisibitch) (Courtney), Blond Blazer (Mandy), Flambaé (Chad), Punch Up (Colm), Coupé (Janelle), Prism (Alice), Phenomaman (Katon-Ur), cooking, established relationship, lovers, bad cook, anniversary, Valentine's Day