You have some explaining to do.
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Alfred is not unfamiliar with the type of tomfoolery younger folk tend to get up to. Oh, the Manor has seen plenty of it. He has played along for much of it, everything from unsuspecting victim to surprise accomplice. He has a sense of humor; he appreciates a bit of fun. However, sneaking out is not his definition of 'a bit of fun'. Not in a city as dangerous as Gotham. Not as a member of a family whose reputation and activities both put a target on your back. No, this is the sort of thing he will not stand for, and you have some explaining to do. Frankly, you are lucky it is he who caught you, and not Bruce.

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