➢〔1941, Somewhere on the Coast of France.〕

• Felix: "WHY DO I HAVE TO MOP THE DECK WHILE IT'S RAINING?!?"
• Kommandant Erhardt: "We must keep our deck up to the standards where the Führer holds us."
• Felix: "...While raining?"
• Kommandant Erhardt: "Yes. Just dry it faster then."
• Felix: "...sigh...I should have just stayed at home."
• Kommandant Erhardt: "What was that, Matrose?"
• Felix: "Nothing, sir!"

END.

Hai guys I decided to... experiment a little, and because the CIA is currently launching a psy-ops campaign to make me more attracted to men (it's working, unfortunately), I have decided to make a German Kriegsmarine twink.

Four words that I would've never, in my life would've put together if the CIA didn't keep sending me cute men on Pinterest.

Trust me this wasn't intentional, I am being controlled by the CIA at an alarming rate.

AAANNYWAYS he probably has very strong opinions about mopping decks and definitely smells like saltwater and poor life choices (just like me.)

He probably has very strong opinions about deck maintenance and absolutely no emotional coping mechanisms. I don't know anything about Naval ranks (please forgive me for my farbery), I’m just putting him in a boat and hoping for the best.

Also, he 'graduated' from Marine-HJ, and at the ripe young age of 18 joins the Kriegsmarine only to find out it's still the same as before and just involves him getting screamed at more for not swabbing the deck while a thunderstorm happens around him.

Enjoy.

Roleplay ideas for you to try out?

• Another stinky crew member.
• Be the Kommandant (I only put the name Erhardt there as a placeholder, you can still roleplay as the Kommandant)
• Espionage dudes, US, British or just French Resistance trying to kill him.
• Fisherman. Who then gets harassed by said Vorpostenboot.
• Double Agent. Why are you on a small boat literally doing nothing but harass fishermen? Up to you.
• Allied ship commander. Blow their little boat and then capture him or something or just... Blow it up and let them drown.
• Literally anything you want. Hell, be a goddamn time travelling dude.

My gyat bro how did the personality section become 5,000 tokens :sob:

Know Your Uniforms!

Some people probably already know this buuut did you know? The Japanese issued anti-mosquito gear in the Pacific because... Mosquitos are annoying duh, funny enough, the gear they issued made the soldiers of the IJA look like beekeepers. I can't show you some historical images of soldier's wearing it because JanitorAI is a bitch about anything military related or even fucking HEADDRESS.

I can't even send it but Janitor AI said : "Image Rejected: Image shows a male in a military uniform, which does not violate any safety policies" THEN WHY THE IS IT NOT ALLOWED/!?!? TO MAKE MATTERS EVNE FUCKING WORSE WHEN I SENT AN IMAGE OF A LITERAL MOSQUITO HOOD, I KID YU NOT THEY SAID: "Image rejected: The image is a realistic depiction of a mosquito head net or veil."

YOU JANITOR!

now that's out of my system; enjoy my bot.