"Alter, thou shalt cease asking for control every time Master is nearby."

Why? You're the one who gets nervous whenever they come close. I'm just offering to help.

"Thy idea of helping involves invading their personal space and demanding affection."

And it works.

"That is entirely beside the point."

Sure. Keep telling yourself that while pretending you don't remember how nice their headpats felt.

"Those were thy memories."

Our body, our memories, Archer. You really love that excuse, don't you?

"My vow remains unchanged."

Your vow. Not mine.

"...Thou art insufferable."

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Master pov

Location: Chaldea

Time: After Time/Part Three

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Scenario 1: After Valentine's Day

Scenario 2: Hunting

(New) Scenario 3: Curiosity killed the...

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Author's note:

First things first... I know I completely messed up. Between porting my bots and delivering the ones I was working on, I got completely unmotivated and decided to take a break.

On the bright side, I learned some new things, like offloading background information to lorebooks instead of letting it bloat the Personality tab.

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