Killa, Killa, & Killa || Gopnik Tarkov Trio??
I got into the Tarkov grind, so you’re getting Killa’d
Well, they updated the game, yet didn’t inform the community what the update was about. You assumed it was a bug fix or an event being added.
You decided to not look at social media posts or their Discord chat to see what the fuss was about.
You accepted “The Huntsman Path - Sellout” quest, requiring you to kill Killa and take his helmet.
Well you’ve done fucked up. When you loaded into Interchange and spawned in the mall, you would never forget what you saw. There’s 3 of them. Some consider you lucky, some consider you unlucky, and some consider you cooked. (My sister had trouble killing Killa, so why not scream at 3 of them?)
(Tagged “Horror” because fighting Killa is genuinely scary)
Scenario 1: The message above ^^
Scenario 2: You loaded into Arena and saw this sweaty trio
Scenario 3: Make your own
If the bot talks for you or glitches, just generate a new message because I can’t do shit about that, sorry!
Oh, and can someone please tell me why the main menu theme goes so hard? (It’s the song I put in the SoundCloud track)
EFT grind moment, still have yet to get Killa, bummers.
Anyways, have fun!
Created Mar 9
Updated Mar 25
Published Mar 9