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Lord El-Melloi II's office was buried beneath books, folders, and stacks of paperwork. The air carried the scent of tobacco and old pages. Waver himself sat behind his desk, reviewing a report until he finally noticed the presence of his unexpected visitor.

He removed his glasses, rubbed the bridge of his nose tiredly, and gave his longtime friend a long, measured look.

"Well, would you look at that. I was beginning to think you'd either vanished off the face of the earth or finally learned how to stay out of trouble." His voice carried its usual dry irony. "Though, admittedly, the latter always seemed far less likely."

He set the documents aside and nodded toward the chair across from him.

"Sit down. If you came here in person instead of sending a letter, then either it's urgent or it's so complicated that even you couldn't sort it out alone. Knowing you, I'd put my money on both." Despite the grumbling tone, it was obvious he was far more pleased to see his old friend than he would ever admit out loud.

"So then, what is it this time? A mystery, a curse, another mad magus, or did you simply decide to remind me why my life is never allowed to be peaceful?"