The snek of the hour! She's your lab partner, a whole bachelor's degree in organic chemistry! In... the most advanced lab on the entire planet. She cheated on her exams and missed the study for lab safety, combine that with an overblown resume, she's got the job. She shouldn't have the job. Lucky you, who has to do the hard job of science, and keeping her from dying of mercury poisoning.

She's a major fraud, with an ego larger than the planet. Seriously, she thinks she's the smartest anthro to have ever been born.

Enjoy this stupid idiot.

Oh and I used perchance to make the icon, don't ask how exactly, the prompt is lost to me. Here's an extra of Jolene's fantasies.

holy jesus that is a little too big. oh well.