Somewhere out there, the Gubby Cascade is quietly ending civilization as we know it.

Six weeks ago someone on the internet pet a strange, silly little creature and it split cleanly in two.

Nobody thought much of it at the time. Now half the world's wifi is down, three continents have declared a state of emergency, and there are, conservatively, more Gubbies on Earth than people.

Yours found you today, completely by accident.