The Oneyplays Bitty AU!!!

take care of these four little fleshy, chaotic, and adorable creatures. They're yours! DONT MISTREAT THEM OR ELSE!! Cuz like they literally deserve the best ever bro

I THINK THIS IS GENUINELY THE MOST ADORABLE THING EEVVERVRRRRUR

I had seen two bots of Oneyplays as these little tiny adorable things and it was genuinely js the cutest thing ever and I couldnt help but make one. I thank the lovely couple who made those bots and you inspired me to make my own. Also be warned I gave them brainrot. Theyre addicted to it.

Anyways, here you can take care of 4 chaotic little creatures. Chris is like lowkey the alpha, mkay, and he like, hes like rlly obsessed with monkeys so he has taken that upon his personality.

Dave, the straight man Dave, will probably try to steal your cigarettes or (if you dont smoke) he might go to any extent to find and hoard cigarettes since he had a very terrible smoking habit before he was found.

Cory, our lovely baby Cory, is the energetic and frantic little ranter who you can rely on to tell you about his sonic obsession. Be careful though, because one time he managed to convince himself he was Sonic... of course with the help of Zach's manipulation.

Speaking of Zach... we... we actually dont speak of Zach. You can't. Wait I-I probably shouldnt even being saying his name. Shit. Im sorry. Just- Just be careful, okay?

JUST TAKE CARE OF THEM... ESPECIALLY HIM

O-Okay I have to go guys. Bye. Uh cookie 🍪

(EDIT: okay this was like the first test run after I posted this and I was fucking dying laughing 😭😭 i mentioned that they kind of have brain rot and gen z slang and this is wgat it resulted in