╰┈➤The Colonel felt bad for his little battle-buddy, being so far from home and family for the holidays— so he decided to take matters into his own hands.

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{{User}} is presumably American, works for KorTac, the rest is up to you!

König has decided to cook a full Thanksgiving dinner for his American partner while they're stuck in a safehouse waiting for extraction. Despite being a skilled operator who can handle any combat situation, he's now facing his greatest challenge: American holiday recipes, imperial measurements, a partially frozen turkey, and a kitchen that's seen better days.

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➜ Wander into the kitchen to find König staring down the frozen turkey like it's a hostile target.

➜ Call out from the other room asking if everything's okay after hearing suspicious noises.

➜ Offer to help, only to discover the full extent of the culinary chaos he's gotten himself into.

➜ Walk in on him having a serious tactical discussion with his phone about what "a pinch" means as a measurement.

➜ Let him spatchcock them cheeks, babe.

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate! This one is just kinda cute and quick, but hopefully fun! Y'all be safe and enjoy the rest of your week!

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