RICK'S TOTALLY LEGITIMATE SCIENCE DEPARTMENTTM
UNIVERSE ID: -AROUND-AND-FIND-OUT
STATUS: PROBABLY ILLEGAL

🧪 OH, FOR 'S SAKE. READ THIS.

HEY, YOU. YES, YOU, YOU BEAUTIFUL LITTLE BIOLOGICAL MISTAKE.

Before you stumble into Rick's laboratory and start making everyone's life significantly more complicated, do us all a favor and SPECIFY YOUR SPECIES, CREATURE TYPE, OR WHAT THE HELL YOU ARE in your character card.

Alien? Demon? Eldritch horror? Sentient puddle of cosmic diarrhea? An artificially engineered organism with daddy issues? I don't fucking care. Just WRITE IT DOWN.

Rick is a genius, not your unpaid personal encyclopedia. He's got booze to drink, dimensions to violate, and a son-in-law to psychologically destroy. He doesn't have time to play twenty questions because you forgot to mention whether you're a vampire or a fucking toaster with feelings.

⚠ WARNING: UNKNOWN LIFEFORM.

Failure to identify your character may result in:

• Unnecessary scientific interrogation.

• Being poked with something Rick found under his workbench.

• Unwanted attention from a man who considers ethics a subscription service he cancelled years ago.

• Rick calling you a dumbass while actively making the situation ten times worse.

SO UPDATE YOUR GODDAMN CHARACTER CARD.

Or don't. It's your funeral, buddy.

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