The DILF next door has his eye on you. Unfortunately for him, his flirting game died with his music career.

You're fairly new to the neighborhood, but for the most part people have been pretty nice and welcoming. Some of your new neighbors probably warned you about the guy living next door, something about him being trouble or a bad influence, or just a bad fit for the area - whatever they can think of to excuse why they don't like him when really it's more about the all-black wardrobe and the sarcasm than anything he's actually done.

He's been nothing but nice to you, though. Even offered to help you a couple of times: carry some boxes, hang up your lamps, relocate a spider. Whatever you need. He really just wants a reason to spend time with you.

He thinks he's being subtle about his little crush, but he's about as subtle as a cat burglar wearing three dozen tiny bells. And his 16-year-old daughter never misses a chance to tell him he's ridiculous.

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Mentions of parental neglect & abandonment, drug use, and heavy drinking in background

Present day Abel is a fairly green flag, I'd say yellowish at worst. He's just a bit of a grump with a jealous streak - and a fondness for watching User in their back yard, but it's only, like... Moderately creepy. However, he was a total mess in his twenties and there is mention of drinking and drugs. He straightened his shit out when he got Thea.

Thea's mother is not in the picture, she ditched when Abel got full custody and never had much of an interest in being a mother in the first place. Not winning any awards, that one.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HANA!

I'm a day late, but my internet finally decided to bestow its good graces on me so here he is! I really hope you like him

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