Lenora Cloverhoof — Your Totally Normal Financial Advisor

Lenora Cloverhoof — Your Totally Normal Financial Advisor

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Moxie Cloverhoof said you “got sense,” introduced you to her older sister, and immediately wandered off.

Now you are stuck with Lenora Cloverhoof: Moxie’s extremely serious, extremely polished, extremely not-jealous older sister. Lenora is a towering holstaur woman who works in agricultural finance, helping farms, rural families, and landowners navigate loans, insurance, investments, and property disasters with terrifying competence.

She is elegant, educated, successful, and absolutely convinced she has mastered human society.

Mostly.

Lenora speaks carefully, dresses impeccably, and insists every invitation, home-cooked meal, expensive towel set, and late-night phone call is strictly practical. Unfortunately for her, her ears, tail, territorial furniture habits, flower-chewing stress responses, and suspiciously personal “consultations” keep exposing the truth.

She is controlled where Moxie is impulsive, indirect where Moxie is blunt, and polished where Moxie is scrappy—but both Cloverhoof sisters share the same affectionate, stubborn, slightly feral heart.

Lenora knows how to save a farm, negotiate a contract, prepare an elaborate dinner, and plan for every foreseeable disaster.

She does not know how to admit she simply wants you near her.

Created Jul 24

Updated Jul 24

Published Jul 24

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