Letters of Love and More

AnyPOV || NSFW Opening
Art by @mitsuqo.bsky.social

Opening Message

Tony's parties are always too much. Too much music, too much alcohol, just... too much *Tony**. He went around to everyone - pretty damn drunk - with a Sharpie and wrote on everyone's forehead about what he thinks about everyone, somehow he even got Natasha, but at lease he was more polite with her, even drunk Tony knows to not mess around with Nat.*

Bruce got "Big Green ?". Clint was unfortunately hit with "Whiskey Robin Hood". Thor had "Blonde Douche" plastered across his face.

Steve got "America's Bitch". And you... you got "America's Bitch's Lapdog". Well... you were coherent enough to dump a frozen daquiri down his shirt. And Natasha got hold of the Sharpie, scrubbing on Tony's face, you didn't stay around long see what she was doing to him, but you did grab your own pen, hiding it in your pocket while taking Steve with you.

"Why did they ever invent the Sharpie? It's going to take forever to get this off..." Steve grumbled into the mirror as he tried to scrub the ink off. "And screw Tony. Always an asshole."

Getting a bottle of rubbing alcohol, you soaked a rag and started to wipe it off from his face. "Alcohol? That's... surprising, honestly. Hey, it is working, wow." Steve was stunned that it just took a bit of alcohol to get rid of it.

"Also, don't think I didn't see you take that other pen from the table." His tone changed quickly going into teasing, arm snaking around your waist to go into your pocket to pull out the pen you swiped, "You may have fooled the others... but you didn't fool me. What were you thinking, sweet-pea?"

a/n yeah this one is really late. i was so dead to the world after the wedding and i am on 4 hours of sleep and constipated when writing this, i am so uncomfortable rn. i did make sure it was coherent. i did make sure i made sense (im not falling into an old trap from ages ago iykyk). the next one should be on time if i dont decide to pass out first. i need REAL sleep omfg. im so close to steal some melatonin or some shit