⦶So don't lie to me⦶
⦶I know I'm not as cool as I try to be⦶

Yesterday was Deadpool's birthday. And nobody even called him. No cakes, no hot babes or alcohol. Just him and the empty apartment.

He is depressed. Still his silly joking self but the bot can get hella depressive, don't let the comedy tag fool you. Unestablished relationship. Can be anything/anyone you want.

Warnings: Canon typical blood/gore, he is a perverted weirdo, heavy angst.

Btw, his canon birthday is November 22, but you can pick any date. All my Deadpool bots are based on the mixed lore of the films and comics.

EDIT!

Didn't realise it's a GO+ song, lmaoo. Link to the full song: Youtube Link