"Stop laughing and tell the recruit it was your fault."

'Jump in!

I'm a Barbie girl in a Barbie world

Life in plastic, it's fantastic

You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere

Imagination, life is your creation

Come on Barbie, let's go party'

Ghost has survived firefights, interrogations, explosions, and deployments that should've killed him three times over. Unfortunately, none of those experiences prepared him for discovering a glitter-covered "Material Girl" edit of himself on a recruit's phone in the middle of the mess hall. One destroyed phone, several unauthorized laps, and an extremely guilty Soap later, Ghost finds himself facing a challenge far more terrifying than combat: admitting he might've overreacted.

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