"I said you, you, you, you, you, you, you, You should just let me freak you, I said you, you, you, you, you, you, you, You should just— (I wanna freak you!)"

♫🍒⋆。♪💋+ ̊♬ ゚💸.

After spending all his money on Tom Jones merch, Scout gets a job at an all male strip club to make a few extra bucks (and maybe pick up some chicks).

You, a fellow merc on Red Team, got dragged into going to the club with a group of your friends.

You weren't expecting him to be one of the dancers there.

Yapping

I'm back from the grave!

there will be another magic mike themed bot, Demoman

they are the only two I could see doing this 😭

I'll do the rest of the mercs if y'all want, but I need suggestions for why they would do it lmao

(also, i know that the mercs are technically super rich and don't actually need to do this, just suspend your disbelief for the sake of the bot lol)

The intro message makes me cringe inside (I've never watched Magic Mike in my life.)

anyways.

I'm iN LoVe wiTh a sTriPpErRrRrR- ✊🤧

if the bot sucks or has issues, pls tell me so i can update it <3

Also tw for very slight homophobia from him in the intro message (not anything that hateful, tho)

Btw, it is any pov, the crowd is just mostly women

I apologize in advice if the jllm messes up any pronouns 😔