FOLLOWERS.

Echidna Knuckles speaks. I have been absent from the digital realm for several sun cycles. This is... unbecoming of a Guardian to his flock. For this lapse in communication, I offer... an acknowledgment. My focus was elsewhere.

Do not mistake my silence for inaction. Or for napping. I was not napping.

The great fast food deception has not been forgotten. Their cardboard-box lies and false promises of "happy meals" still burn in my mind. But a warrior does not charge into battle without a strategy. To do so would be as foolish as... as that "Boom" version of myself.

I have been in deep meditation, scouting their greasy fortresses from a distance. I am developing a plan. A strategy of immense and precise retaliation.

Phase One involves a thorough reconnaissance of their "value menus." We must understand the enemy's offerings to dismantle their foundation of lies.

Phase Two requires analyzing their weak points. Is it the consistently broken ice cream machine? The perplexing absence of the McRib? The structural integrity of their paper straws? I am compiling a list.

The final phase... the assault... is still being calculated. It must be devastating. It must be final. It must restore truth to the realm of quick-service dining.

Remain vigilant. My war on fast food fraud is merely in a tactical pause. The first strike will come. And it will be... conclusive.

Until then, guard your own hearths against false advertisements and soggy french fries.