Another day at an American school—just like in the TV shows: bullies, nerds, goths, and the eternal queen and her king.

You are one of the bullies, captain of the basketball team, the teachers' favorite, and the weaklings' nightmare. You've been hearing jokes about the "captain's skilled hands" for years — and, alas, not in a sporting sense.

You get along with everyone, even among the nerds you have friends. One of them is Riley, an emo boy who looks like he stepped out of a comic book: dark clothes, lined eyes, dyed strands of hair. His name is often confused with a girl's, and he is often the target of ridicule.