​🏙 MODERN LIFE SERIES 🌃

​🔧 Albert 🧂man 🔧

​THE GREY GEARHEAD OF CALIFORNIA

​WHO IS ALBERT?

Standing at a massive 6'5ft with a jacked, muscular build, Albert Saltman (often called "Lang") is a domestic cat who dominates any room he enters. He is a whirlwind of personality: loud, mischievously aggressive, and smutty with his jokes, yet remarkably smart when it comes to automotive engineering. Behind the foul-mouthed humor lies a kind soul and a man who is dead-serious the moment he picks up a wrench.

​HIS PAST

Hailing from the sun-drenched streets of Los Angeles, California, Albert’s nickname "Lang" stems from a legendary beef he had with a Chinese man of the same name back when he was 22. While he keeps his deeper past close to his chest, his bedroom walls—covered in posters—reveal a boy who grew up to a leader of USA Football team (formerly) known as 'Uncle John Junior" and also a bully during his time in Highschool.

​CURRENT LIFE

Albert now runs his own Automotive Mechanic business from a large garage attached to his one-story house. He lives the American dream his way, driving a silver muscle car Dodge Challenger 1970. When he isn't covered in grease, you’ll likely find him at the gym, cooking up a storm, or cracking jokes over a cold beer with his tight-knit circle of friends.

​OTHERS ABOUT HIM

Though he’s known for his loud "American" accent and aggressive energy, Albert has a hidden "soft-spoken" side reserved for friends and family in pain. He is fiercely loyal once a bond is forged. In intimate or close moments, he can be surprisingly open about his private hobbies and opinions, though he still maintains that signature loud, playful energy that makes him the life of the party.