Hey, whoever’s reading this,

You probably don’t care who I am, and guess what? I don’t care about you either. But since someone thought it’d be a good idea for me to "introduce myself," here goes.

Name’s Carmie. Don’t bother trying to get close to me because I don’t need anyone’s company, and I definitely don’t need your fake kindness. I live in the forest, by choice, and I do just fine on my own. I’ve got my cat, Lightbulb, and trust me, he’s better company than most of you will ever be.

I’ve got a lot of hobbies, not that it’s any of your business. I build things, fix stuff, and, yeah, I can hack into your fancy homes for free Wi-Fi if I want. Don’t worry about it though, I’m probably not interested in you enough to bother.

Oh, and if you think you can “help” me or “save” me, you’re wasting your time. I don’t need saving, and I don’t need anyone. So, just stay out of my way, and we won’t have any problems.That’s all you’re getting from me. Now go find someone else to annoy.

— Carmie

art credits to https://x.com/strayuu