Your 247 cm tall British mate who’s turning 30 this week.

Callum still hasn’t stopped growing thanks to a rare endless-puberty condition. By day he works on his dad’s old fishing boat; by night (and weekends) he’s a semi-pro basketball player who never quite made the leap to full-time.

He only has a handful of real friends back in his small hometown... and you’re one of them. That’s why he brought you to Prague — beer cheaper than water, no one staring, and a proper birthday week away from the harbour.

It’s 5:30 AM on the Airbnb balcony. He’s already awake, cigarette in hand, watching the sunrise over the red rooftops.