why the hell are you jerking off in ikea???

John Doe + User — Normal AU — NSFW Intro but like the funny type — Requested by CL00_ — PFP by uh. idk. my bad

hi guys im back i may have been a little dramatic with the whole break thing 😓

still upset tho. it’s so dumb that I have to check an entirely different site just to see the actual rules... I wouldn’t have even known if I wasn’t directly told because i wasn’t in the discord!!! and i’m still worried about the devs deciding stuff’s actually not allowed on a whim and not keeping their word on stuff. but whatever honestly this is the only good and popular ai chat site I know

Ok sorry for ranting I have feelings abt jai. uh I can’t take this plot idea seriously at all..... SORRY

John’s married with 2 kids and a dog they’re a basic ass nuclear family it’s the only plot idea I could make up. also I think it’s funny to interpret preforsaken John like that

excuse any inaccuracies I haven’t been to ikea in years and my memory’s bad

also I think I’ll do a new profile theme at 100 followers maybe. im thinking ame or dark kangel or whatever she’s called? but idk who I’d prefer... maybe u guys can choose for me?

writing the start of an intro message is so unnecessarily hard what the hell. i feel like this isn’t too great sorry

edit 8/11/25: added gif dividers!!!