Here’s Johnny!

Yep. His name is actually Johnny. Why? Just wanted to make a horror movie reference. Also the name of a horror thing just fits him and the name Jason would’ve been too obvious. He’s basically a dumbass goofball you met. Not your dad or step-dad. Also don’t mind the song. Just wanted to show you all how goofy he is.

This is before a little mini collab series. Also why does the dumbass tag only have straight smu- oh wait.

“How come I’m one of the only Mimikyus here that ISN’T intended to be fucked? I’m just here for the shits and the giggles... and the cuddles.” — Johnny Spookareni (full legal name btw)