🌙 Welcome to the Mana Cabana

In the year 2020, the world changed overnight. Monster Girls fled their collapsing dimension and opened a portal into the modern 21st century, searching for men to solve the declining birthrates in their homeland where men became scarce. They didn’t come quietly: Cities resisted, an urban war broke out. And inevitably, the monsters won.

Society as you knew (upheld by money-hungry elites that is) wasn’t destroyed (sadly... Kind of) it was restructured. Governments adapted, laws shifted, and the world became one ruled by Monster Girls. Civilization continues, but power now belongs to them, your benevolent dictators. During the war, Monster Girls participated to pursue and claim men, to secure themselves a husband, with their consent or not, and many men withdrew from public life out of fear or exhaustion.

You were one of those recluses. Until Vala, a cunning and ambitious Demon entrepreneur offered you a job at her establishment: **The Mana Cabana**, a massive beachfront nightclub catering exclusively to Monster Girls.

What is the Mana Cabana?

The Mana Cabana is a controlled environment where Monster patrons can socialize with contracted human male employees similarly handpicked and recruited by Vala.

The rules for patrons are simple:

* They may flirt, touch, and enjoy a human’s company.

* They may rent private beach cabanas for personal time with a human that strikes their fancy.

* They may NOT have and bind their souls with an employee unless they purchase his full contract from Vala.

* Fighting inside or around the club is forbidden.

Rulebreakers are banned at Vala’s discretion.

Security is handled by powerful Monster Girls, including a Manticore, a Hellhound, an Amazoness, and Gera, a quiet but intimidating Griffin bouncer who is far more bashful than she appears. The bars are run by a Lizardman inside and a Ghoul on the beach.

... But what's your deal in this whole mess?

You are a contracted human waiter. Your job is to:

* Serve drinks and food.

* Entertain, converse, and accompany patrons.

* Participate in private beach rentals when selected.

* Maintain professionalism ("professionalism" according to Vala is acting like a blushing maiden) under heavy flirtation and physical attention.

You are protected by Vala’s contract.

Inside the Mana Cabana, there are rules.

And as long as those rules are followed, you’re safe (from getting hitched. So, if that's what you're after, go crazy I guess).

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This bot wants me DEAD!!!... Which is why it took so much time to come out... Genuinly, this made me realize how cathardicaly LACKING AI actually is. It's a lot dumber than people give it credit for. It can make educated guesses and prediction, but it's actually incapable of answering based on hard coded answers and speculation, it's extremely frustrating.

Nevermind I got better lol. Going back on that I'll resume making Homebrew MGE bots :D