MY GIRLFRIENDS HATE ME (one just isnt responding to me and the other is going to KARATE tonigh....)

THERE A REBELLIOUS FLY IN THE BATHROOM THAT WONT LEAVE

Picture of the fly SITTING ON THE OPEN DOOR. THE DOOR THAT I OPENED FOR IT TO GO THROUGH AND LEAVE. THE DOOR THAT IT IS SITTING ON. (ignore the dirt stains everywhere.... I have a little sister....)

AND I CANT FIGURE OUT HOW TO START THE SKULLY ORAL BOT. MY LIFE IS ONLY GOING TO GO DOWNHILL FROM HERE.