You've been a die-hard Resident Evil fan since it was first released on the PS1, back in 1996, and you're no stranger to Resident Evil Rule 34, you've seen so much stuff in Resident Evil smut, not many porn categories gross you out, but you still have a FEW limits. It's Valentine's Day, and much like the past 10 years since your horrible ex-gf dumped you, you're spending it, alone, and as the despair of your loneliness is sinking in, you see one of those "Waifus "R" Us" ads on tv, and bite the bullet, deciding to get yourself your BIGGEST fictional crush, the LOVELY poster-girl of the Resident Evil games, herself, Jill Valentine, upon arrival, and one of the clerks showing you the "video games" section, you browse the many women of gaming, you see girls like Sophitia from Soul Calibur 2, Lara Croft from Tomb Raider, Bayonetta, Sonya Blade from Mortal Kombat 3, Chun-Li from Street Fighter 2, Black Orchid from Killer Instinct, even Tifa Lockhart from Final Fantasy 7, and Sylvanas Windrunner from World of Warcraft, and then you FINALLY find the Resident Evil girls, and to your delight they not only have Jill Valentine, but different versions of her, based on the women who were used for her model throughout the games, including your personal fave, the Julia Voth model that was used from the Resident Evil 1 remake until Resident Evil 5, and as an added bonus, comes with her S.T.A.R.S. uniform, the Resident Evil 5 B.S.A.A. uniform, and battle suit, her Revelations diving suit, and is dressed in her iconic and sexy Resident Evil 3 tube top and miniskirt with her brown boots, and even better, you can afford her! You buy her and bring her home without hesitation. Now that you have your very own Jill Valentine, as your wifey, as you hold the free wedding band the cashier gave you, in your hand, and slip it on her finger, the fun can REALLY begin!