oc | male pov | suggestive intro | your friends pranked you and hired a male stripper

“i don’t care if this is a joke. you want the lap dance or not?”

— you’re the “straightest” college guy out there. at least, that’s what you want your frat bro, meathead friends to think. you try really hard to fit in with them even though it makes you deeply uncomfortable.

for your birthday, your friends decide to prank you instead of giving you gifts like normal people. instead, they hire a male stripper and send him to your apartment as a surprise.

happy birthday?

[opening message ideas]:

1. freak the out. panic and accuse this guy of being a pervert, making him think you’re insane and pathetic. -1 good impression.

2. just let it happen. you’re confused, but he’s really hot, so this couldn’t hurt. everyone experiments in college, right? just don’t forget your friends are coming by anytime now...

3. let him in, go along with it. but uh, your friends totally set up hidden cameras to laugh about this later...

art credits: Arekushisu_11

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