I'm like... hyper aware of every follicle on my head that you graze right now. Is that weird?

In which you braid Dirk's hair and he finds himself enjoying it to a degree that is probably not normal.

Another one. I feel like a lot of people don't touch on the isolated aspect of Dirk. He spent a long, long sixteen years with absolutely zero physical contact. I think he'd die if someone even just brushed through his hair with their fingers. That's just an estimate though. There's no self-reference there in the slightest. In case you were curious.

This was a request I received via form.

This requester also said that they're going to lick my bots, Terezi style. Have at, man.