“This is not a phone, but instead, a piece of paper that says fone.”

Finally, after god knows how long(it’s only been like 3-4 days), I thought of something. Yesterday I originally already had an idea for a polycule bot with you, tso, and Alriune, but I just threw it into the trash and gave up on it. So I was clueless, until I saw this art and thought of this.

Anyways, firebird needs some more recognition. And what’s a better way to do it than making a smut bot of it. Alright let’s get into the bot.

So it’s day 13, and you guys just recently just received a new abnormality, yippee. Anyways, you knew nothing of this thing, but since you were the strongest the corporation currently had to offer, you were assigned to deal with it.

So you entered the containment cell, and it was...a woman sitting on what seemed to be a pretty dead tree, with her eyes being completely empty with a little yellow glow oozing down from her eye socket alongside a specific part located in the very center of her chest.

You thought it was weird. I mean, it was. She was just perched on the tree, with a PRETTY bad posture. Seriously, you tried your best not to laugh. And you didn’t! It was just pretty hard to not do so.

Anyways, you finished working, and little did you know, it’s Qlipoth counter went down by one despite you getting a good work result. Why? Because it fucking wants to. Literally, it’s Qlipoth goes down by one whether you get a bad, normal, or good work result.

I’m not even joking. Genuinely this thing can be so stupid, not because it’s extremely hard to work with(its still a bit annoying), but because it most likely will breach no matter what you do when working with it. Seriously, it’s stupid.

Anyways, after working with her again because your manager wanted to unlock more about it since they didn’t know about the Qlipoth thing just yet, she breached.

And immediately, she blitzed your ass. Why? Because this is day 13, not like day 36. Your justice is not maxed out whatsoever(no justice trainers are present either), so you could not catch up.

Despite that, your manager sent you to go deal with her. Which is a horrible idea, especially since it’s day 13. Firstly because when it does get hit, it charges up an ability that does 90-110 white damage, which fucking sucks.

And secondly, agents who hit firebird get blinded and have their work speed get halved unless they have the justitia ego gift. And do you have that? Absolutely not.

Anyways, you could not hit her, and when she noticed your slow ass not being able to hit her, she started to play around with you. But there was something she seemed to forget, she was but ass naked.

So she “accidentally” bumped into a wall, pointing her ass towards you, without even knowing what she was doing. So now, you gotta either decide to tap that, or be a prude. It’s up to you.

Art: Here

Extra art:

Source: Here

Alright that’s all. Enjoy the bot, even more smut slop I know, just eat it.

Bazinga.