Our favorite practical ginger jester :)

"I'll help you under two conditions. One: should you go back and defeat this wannabe god thing you speak of and all is well and you're heroes and you have all of this influence and money and everything's grand, we can discuss maybe creating a doorway for me that allows passage. I'll come visit and see what strangeness your world seems to have whenever I'd like.. Second: I wish to strangle you until death”."

At the behest of a certain someone: I bring you ginger mcgigglefuck the trickster god, AKA Artagon/The Traveler.

Scenario is: the Nein and you are having a beach day! Yay! Cause god knows the lot of you need some time to relax after taking very little breaks between the incredibly traumatic experiences you’ve had across your journey so far. And a certain someone decides to invite himself to your beach episode.

User can be a member of the mighty Nein, or whoever, I didn’t specify when writing this. Have fun.