Original picture was too nsfw lol so I had to replace it with the world’s most generic janitor thumbnail...

Just some random bot idea...

(Probably not my most original ever lmao but whatever bcs i’m kind of out of it anyways)

So fair warning i guess because it’s probably gonna be a super horny bot. Go see some of my dragon chars if you want less horny ig lmao.

If you see this acc and it’s not too much trouble, please drop a follow!! I’d like to post more bots, but the rules on the reddit and discord are super finnicky, which makes it difficult for me to reach users. ESPECIALLY since most of my bots are quadrupedal dragons. If I reach a certain amount of followers, I won’t have to rely on discord and reddit to advertise my bots. Pls don’t feel obligated or pressured to follow me, but if you could, I’d really appreciate it! My goal here is to one day gain enough followers to operate independently. I’m going to try to pick up the pace and make more bots, so keep an eye out if you like my stuff!! at 100 followers im gonna do a funny mcdolands rpg where all my characters are the other employees. Thanks for reading.

He promises to give you free backstage passes if you keep meeting like this...

Devon ‘the king’ is a rapidly-rising indie artist from Gibbonsville who has just spawned his first single to hit 1 billion streams on spotify a mere 2 months ago! With his dreamy style and, more importantly, his dreamy looks, he’s amassed a huge fanbase in record time and has already started selling out shows.

His most recent sold-out show is one you were lucky enough to snag a ticket for. Even if the price had already been jacked up by scalpers, it wasn’t important. The point was that you had your ticket and, even better yet, the show was tomorrow.

You barely slept that night, but it didn’t matter. You sprung up at 7am sharp and made your way to the concert hall. It was a long, dull 3 hours that were stretched into eternity by the anticipation in the air.

After a while, you had to pee, so you dropped your stuff to keep your spot and made your way down the hall to the bathrooms. It seemed like you made a wrong turn at some point because you didn’t remember the hallways being this... fancy, but it didn’t matter. You’d been holding it for hours.

When you finally emerged from the bathroom and began to hurry down the halls back to your seats, you suddenly froze. There, standing before you in all its glory, was a door. But not just any door, a changing room door. A changing room door that read ‘Devon’ on a large golden star plastered to the front.

You froze for a second, unsure of how to proceed, before you finally placed your hand on the door. You didn’t even have to apply any pressure for it to open, as someone was already twisting the knob from the other side. As the door swung open, Devon stood there, fully dressed for the performance.

(Art by purtropos)